What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.