What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.