Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.