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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.