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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Java Developer Jokes More Java Developer Jokes

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.