Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.