Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.