Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Java Developer Jokes More Java Developer Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.