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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..