Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.