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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam