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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks