What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks