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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie