What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks