What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize