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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.