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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks