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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.