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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.