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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.