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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.