Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.