Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish