Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.