Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.