Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.