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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.