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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

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Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?

Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.