Shuck Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.