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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!