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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.