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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.