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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Sherlock, homes

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

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