What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.