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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.