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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish