What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.