What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20