What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda