What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!