What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.