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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

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What is 17x19?

36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.