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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.