Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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You invite two of them.

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3/5

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You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.