What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.