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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.