What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Attire

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To get to the other side.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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A porpoise.