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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.