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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.