Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Because 36 would be too many.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
Brigham Young
One if nobody is watching.
Mother's Day.
The temperature of their caffeine
The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Invite two of them.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
Because they're rated
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
A full set of teeth.
A pure bred meth lab.
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
They wash themselves.
Bleotch!!
A drizzly bear.
An umbrellaphant!
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
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