Because 36 would be too many.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
One if nobody is watching.
Mother's Day.
The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Virgin Mobile.
Virgin Mobile
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
To find a tight seal.
A $20 bill
In Fort Launderdale.
Microwaves!
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Riot gear.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
A Crystal Methodist.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
