Because 36 would be too many.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
One if nobody is watching.
Mother's Day.
The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Poke 'em on.
Sleighs 'em
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Cat-holic
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
This is non-cents!
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Because it is only 2/5 solution.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Because it's harder to pick up.
I don't care et al.
Noone cares.
Carrion luggage
Moose-saka
