Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.