Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.