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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Cause they'll Pikachu

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.