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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Maulbec

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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To get to the other bride!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!