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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.