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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.