How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please