How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3