How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless