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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless