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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3