March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Jazz Musician Jokes More Jazz Musician Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless