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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.