What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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The fish doesn't know it's plaice.