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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.