Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
By the ears.
For me, it's about three fifths.
Straight, No Chaser.
I am not a crook!
A receding hareline.
A Shilling, of course.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
To get to the school yard.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Third grade.
Toolsie!
They just get hammered.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
Getting ready for work
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Papal
It's such a ripoff.
