Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
By the ears
By the ears.
For me, it's about three fifths.
Straight, No Chaser.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Answering the stapler.
The silence of the lambs
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
Her Highness will tell you
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
When the stores are open.
Third grade.
One to get in and one to get out.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
You wave!
