They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Wonton endangerment.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
His answer: "My mom."
Anything but Canadian Club..
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Because his home was a maze thing.
He was a Mets fan.
Mule-tide greetings.
By Bony Express.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
