What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.