What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.