What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.