What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.