What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.