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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.