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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house