Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.