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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.