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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them