Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.