Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.