Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.