Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.