Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.