Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.