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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy