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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?