Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.