What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.