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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."