What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.