Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
Philately will get you no where.
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
His personality
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.
A good start.
A good start
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
A place were crows go to get a drink!
Because they always surrender!
Jock the stripper.
Exactly like red paint!
Cus they have to taste it twice!