Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
Philately will get you no where.
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
A $100 bill makes change
Mention feminism.
Non-prophet.
Because they worship prophets!
They're too mature for their taste
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
Because it's too wet to woo.
Everybody loves Putin!
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
