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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!