Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.