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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.