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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.