Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!