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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps