Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!