Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP