Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets