Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.