Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets