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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.