Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet