Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.