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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Pokemon Joke Jokes More Pokemon Joke Jokes

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Taylor Swift Song Jokes More Taylor Swift Song Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.