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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

Taylor Swift Song Jokes More Taylor Swift Song Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.