Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.