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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.