Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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They always miss the shot

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Karma, Whores.

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Duck.

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Hit the Road Jack

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He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Paul stop monkeying around!

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Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.