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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.