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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.