Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!