Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.