Indecent exposure.
They always miss the shot
I can't take it anymore!
They needed a developer.
Because they always focus on the negatives.
By selling your camera.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
His parents were in a jam.
Grandma and grandpa.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
A counter spy.
Just the First Order.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
Potato quality
They pasta time.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Decomposers
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out