Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.