Photographer Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.