Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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