Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.