There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Polaroids.
Depends on how many were photographed.
He develops LEPTONspirosis.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Their P is silent.
Because the "p" is silent!
All their supporters are home with sick kids
He took a short cut.
He became a quack head
Pair o' Dice Lost
Wait I freed?!?!?
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They hate plaque buildup.