Because her pee is silent.
Because they're extinct
A comic relief.
Because they p-irate.
Because the "p" is silent!
A handicrapped zone.
Depends.
Their P is silent.
He needed to 'P'
It swept with his girlfriend
Because he was to short to be called an essay
Through the Lucha-door.
Because the P is silent!
Because their entire species is extinct.
A Gladiator
I don't know, you tell me.
There was a loo tenant inside.
It was occupied.
Dronacharya
IHOP
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Because they pee on poles.
Because they can't even.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.