Restroom Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!