Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.