Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.