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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.