Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**