Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.