Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.