Protester Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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Matter Protester Jokes More Matter Protester Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Blm Jokes More Blm Jokes

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.