Protester Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Black Lives Matters Protester Jokes More Black Lives Matters Protester Jokes

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun