Blm Jokes

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Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...