Because they have jobs.
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They would finally be right.
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Because they got the whites out.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
EVERYDAY!!
He got the cold shoulder.
The plot thickens.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Leave my provolone!
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.