What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.