Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
The earth revolves around me.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
