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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.