How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.