Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.