Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.