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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.