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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.