How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.