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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.