How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.