How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond