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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.