What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.