Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.