Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas