Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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A PASTATUTE!!!

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A Pastafarian.