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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.