What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it