Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Finance Jokes More Finance Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Radian Jokes More Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.