Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Major Difference Jokes More Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )