Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country do I live?

Iran

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)