Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.