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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole