What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.