What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.