What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole