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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**