What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole