What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.