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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole