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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.