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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Mourn Person Jokes More Mourn Person Jokes

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person