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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.