Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.