Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.