Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.