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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person