A snowfake.
A coniference.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
None attended the University of Miami.
To get to the other side.
He had no body to go with.
There were too many vets.
Anglican.
Tenish.
He's not a mourning person
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
It's already got thousands of degrees.
At the university.
A starfish!
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Febrewery
STARbucks.
A Combi nation!
Luters
They were trying to start a business.
You're always meeting new people.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
