A snowfake.
A coniference.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
None attended the University of Miami.
To get to the other side.
He had no body to go with.
There were too many vets.
Anglican.
Tenish.
He's not a mourning person
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
It's already got thousands of degrees.
At the university.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Because they would crack each other up.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
A Boa Constructor
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
He had deadlines to meet
Shaking hands.
Sign language.
Porch-uguese