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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.