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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.