What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael