Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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He uses the finest ingredients.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine