Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

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9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.