Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Parallel Jokes More Parallel Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."