Fox Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Terry Fox Jokes More Terry Fox Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.