Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Swiper no Swiping

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.